OmfgFacebook Thread Of The Year of the Day:A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to readthe whole thing.
I just can’t with this story.
Uh, out of curiosity who’s side are we supposed to be on here? I feel like it’s supposed to be the girls…but i kinda side with Austin.
Oh God, this is outstanding. The girl and her friends are clearly unhinged. They’d been dating a week! Austin also has awesome friends.
Towards the end, he and his friends are a bit harsh. But seriously? Getting a face tattooed on you, unless it’s your child’s, is too much. I wouldn’t even do that. Wow. Also, paying for a tattoo as a gift for your gf-of-one-week is a pretty big gift, as well. Not comparable to getting his face on you, though.
Getting a tattoo of your child’s face seems like a reasonable thing to you? Seriously? Why would a person do that? *brain cannot comprehend*
IDK, GIVE HIM ANGRY EYEBROWS OR SOMETHING
lmfaoooooooooo, im rollin around on my livin room floor righh now. and to think…
oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying
Even if this is fake, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. And the guy who says “dat shit cray”. I just...