OmfgFacebook Thread Of The Year of the Day:A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to readthe whole thing.
I just can’t with this story.
Uh, out of curiosity who’s side are we supposed to be on here? I feel like it’s supposed to be the girls…but i kinda side with Austin.
Oh God, this is outstanding. The girl and her friends are clearly unhinged. They’d been dating a week! Austin also has awesome friends.
Towards the end, he and his friends are a bit harsh. But seriously? Getting a face tattooed on you, unless it’s your child’s, is too much. I wouldn’t even do that. Wow. Also, paying for a tattoo as a gift for your gf-of-one-week is a pretty big gift, as well. Not comparable to getting his face on you, though.
Getting a tattoo of your child’s face seems like a reasonable thing to you? Seriously? Why would a person do that? *brain cannot comprehend*
I know lots of people who have the face of their child as a tattoo. Some people have pictures of their child in their wallet and some people have the picture as a tattoo. It’s similar to these name tattoos and simply a way to show your love.
But… but… it’s one thing to carry a picture with you, but to have your child’s face tattooed permanently onto your skin? What if you have more children? Will you find space for all of them? And they’re going to age! In thirty years time you’ll still have the face of a five year old child inked into your body.
I’m sorry, but there is no way anyone will be able to convince me that tattooing anyone’s face onto your skin is a sane and rational thing to do. A picture in a locket, or in your wallet, these are normal.
I would be highly disturbed if either of my parents came home with a tattoo of my face, and actually, given how well I know my parents, I would most likely take them to a mental health professional.
IDK, GIVE HIM ANGRY EYEBROWS OR SOMETHING
lmfaoooooooooo, im rollin around on my livin room floor righh now. and to think…
oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying
Even if this is fake, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. And the guy who says “dat shit cray”. I just...